Fifth Annual SCWC*LA

Topic Award Winner

Each SCWC event features a writing contest in which all conferees are invited to participate. The rules are simple: Write a piece in any form you wish of no more than 250 words based on the topic announced Saturday night. The topic for the Fifth Annual SCWC*LA conference was "I" or "Eye." Richard Meese of Long Beach, CA is the author of SCWC*LA 5 winning entry.


THE I

A Rap from Brother Meese

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It's all about the I
The me
The literary mutha fucka that you can't see
Kept down by those bitches from the agency

Yeah, I'm good from the hood
My homies know I'm the Captain of Verbosity
Can't those bitches see what I see?

Yeah, I'm down at the Crowne and I'm weak from critique
Better check me out more clearly 'cuz I ain't no fucking query!

Got my genre going on
Get my coachin' on the phone
And I'm rolling with my syntax
One more rewrite and I relax

Seeing agents for a fee
Artistic colonoscopy
Put the wannabees on trial
Cuz y'all can't touch my style!

So you bitches need to know
Sign me up and make some dough
Cuz I'm tired of the beating
From this mutha fucking meeting!

Copyright 2007, Richard Meese. Used with permission.


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